My first year of college ends next Saturday and I have learned so many things. 

• My mom actually was a really good cook
• You cannot, in fact, live off of fast food
• When the professor says that the study guide doesn't cover everything on the test, he's lying
• When your roommate asks if her boyfriend can stay the night, just say no
• It's time to be an adult now. Stop blowing off your responsibilities. Stop procrastinating. Because one day, you won't have that option anymore. And then life becomes very uncomfortable.